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The most intense pain in the world is burning yourself on a hot seatbelt buckle

torment456:

clockmocker:

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clockmocker:

torment456:

clockmocker:

So does Sheik being a standalone in smash bros mean that Sheik is a guy?

Shiek is still a girl, a manly girl but still a girl

No but Sheik is supposed to be a guy. And since Smash Bros Zelda doesn’t transform into Sheik,…

but sheik sounds just like a girl I mean have you listened to sheiks voice, I don’t care what you say no mans voice is that high unless there pre-pubescent

The persona of Sheik is a man. That persona split from Zelda in Smash Bros 4. So without the female side to return to, Sheik is a man.

Sheik has breasts and while they are bounded it doesn’t eliminate the fact that they exist, Sheik is pretty much just a clothing change nothing happened to change the body in any way shape or form

This is Sharky I am going to break someone in half the Hyrule Historia says Sheik is a man and princess Ruto says thank that young man for me. Sheik is just a ruse but he is a male
Smash bros have him boobs for whatever reason but Sheik is male. ° breaks everyone over my knee

torment456:

torment456:

clockmocker:

torment456:

clockmocker:

So does Sheik being a standalone in smash bros mean that Sheik is a guy?

Shiek is still a girl, a manly girl but still a girl

No but Sheik is supposed to be a guy. And since Smash Bros Zelda doesn’t transform into Sheik,…

but sheik sounds just like a girl I mean have you listened to sheiks voice, I don’t care what you say no mans voice is that high unless there pre-pubescent

The persona of Sheik is a man. That persona split from Zelda in Smash Bros 4. So without the female side to return to, Sheik is a man.

torment456:

clockmocker:

torment456:

clockmocker:

So does Sheik being a standalone in smash bros mean that Sheik is a guy?

Shiek is still a girl, a manly girl but still a girl

No but Sheik is supposed to be a guy. And since Smash Bros Zelda doesn’t transform into Sheik, that means Zelda isn’t Sheik. Which means Sheik is probably a guy

Wait but when sheik talks, she sounds like a girl the triforce of wisdom provides perfect disguises so wouldn’t that include voice? If not then sheiks balls haven’t dropped yet…

There are plenty of guys who have higher voices when they are older.

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

torment456:

clockmocker:

So does Sheik being a standalone in smash bros mean that Sheik is a guy?

Shiek is still a girl, a manly girl but still a girl

No but Sheik is supposed to be a guy. And since Smash Bros Zelda doesn’t transform into Sheik, that means Zelda isn’t Sheik. Which means Sheik is probably a guy

Zexal is too shiny

Like

Stop putting hair gel on everything

So does Sheik being a standalone in smash bros mean that Sheik is a guy?

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sick burn

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